What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How is ChatGPT different from Claude AI or Bard?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The Witcher 4 is being developed with a ‘console-first’ mindset, CDPR devs say - Polygon

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Apple iPhone 17 Series Will Showcase ‘Design Revamp,’ New Report Claims - Forbes

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Alex Cora Takes Blame for Red Sox Woes After Extra Innings Loss - Sports Illustrated

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Does Trump have a deal or not with Russia on Ukraine, or is Putin just playing him?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

You won’t believe how much each Nvidia employee is worth as the company rides the AI gold rush - The Economic Times

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The feds are investigating NBA player Malik Beasley over gambling - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Materialists review: This 'captivating' romantic drama explores love and money with 'piercing honesty' - BBC

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Opal Suchata Chuangsri from Thailand crowned Miss World 2025 - CNN

share office space ...

Then came..

No way

Breast cancer makes Hull man 'feel like an imposter' - BBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Still no good

Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC